michanna

My grandfather, incurring both my mortification and gratitude, discovered for me that there's a Guelph Alumni association that, among other things, keeps track of the location of their graduates and provides travel contacts.

However, the website doesn't seem to want to acknowledge my existance. I slaved away at your school fror 5 years and came away with an honours engineering degree! Fucking let me into your elite alumni association!! Don't suggest that my ID number might be wrong, it was branded in my memory! Your computers are more likely to forget it than I am! I earned the right to be part of some crazy old-fogie society with pipes and tartans goddamit.

Okay, I'm done. I'm mostly ranting for the lols. I still find the idea of belonging to an alumni association to be waaaay more grown-up. moving on and no longer a student than I'm prepared for.

Aaaand I now have an image in my head of me, jumping around crazily a field in the rain with nothing but a tartan, a tam and a pipe.